Google gags, volume 2

It’s time now to review some more search terms that were used to reach my site, accompanied by my own unique reflections thereon:

crawfish mythology art zodiac – please choose between the crab and the scorpion, I don’t have a sign of the crawfish in my version of the zodiac.

microsoft singularity wirth – At first I didn’t get the connection, but then it hit me:  Microsoft fulfills Wirth’s Law, delaying the Singularity.

bison grammar dibol – I didn’t even know buffalo could speak DIBOL, much less need their own grammar for it.  Oh wait, here’s what they’re looking for.  Sorry, we’re all out.

demotivators oracle – Isn’t that redundant?

she tortures crawdads under her feet – she doesn’t sound “just like the girl that married dear old Dad.”

software fault tolerance user funny quip – how about, “Yes, our software has fault tolerance – you wouldn’t believe how many faults we tolerate in it.”

raving rabbit hammer  – have some more tea, Alice?