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How to clean the toilet without using that nasty brush

March 10th, 2008 6:31:00 pm pst by Sterling Camden

This helpful advice was sent to me by one of my Dad’s Air Force buddies:

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a “power-wash” and rinse”.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog

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Comment by Assaf Subscribed to comments via email

Hilarious.

Have a cat I can borrow?

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Comment by Sterling Camden

After I steal the neighbors’ to do my own, I’ll send it your way.

 
 
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Comment by Robert Hruzek

Congratulations, Chip! You just earned a spot on this month’s OOB column! Look for it on March 31.

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

 
 
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Comment by Erwin Tan

Awesome!

I see a sparkling clean toilet and a black-turned-grey cat =)

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Comment by Sterling Camden
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Comment by Erwin Tan

or maybe furry to bald? =)

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Comment by Joe Bloggs

You’re all sick. I hope someone flushes your heads down the loo. Bunch of sickos.

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Comment by Sterling Camden

Cat-person alert!

It’s called humor, Joe.

 
 
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