If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then Teeni is welcome to today’s inherent compliment. Her periodic musings over the search terms that led to her site always give me a laugh or two, so I decided to try my hand at that genre as well:
crawdad of the apocalypse – If you’re talking about Cthulhu, I wouldn’t call him “crawdad” if I were you – after all, he’s a cephalopod not a crustacean. Great name for a Heavy Metal Zydeco band, though.
how it works chip – it works me pretty hard, how does it work you?
naked emoticons – Come to think of it, I’ve never seen any clothed emoticons.
batman expletives – Holy guano!
bear deterrent “dryer sheets” — I don’t know about you, but when faced with a bear I’d like something a little more substantial than a piece of Bounce with which to defend myself.
quips for old people – what, do they need to be extra loud?
metaphor sandwich – I’ll whip that right up, if I can still cut the mustard.
short quips for icons – hey, don’t make fun of them, they already have a reduced self-image.
ancient meme generator thou – archaic pronoun user thou. And whom callest thou “ancient?”
programming punishment language lisp c – if you think Lisp and C are punishing, allow me to introduce you to metaprogramming in COBOL.
quips about toes – I’m stumped.
“read failure on internal hard drive” meaning – it means “if you don’t know what this means, then you probably don’t have a good backup either.”
weird chip – you’ve come to the right place!