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A tiny spark of wit for a highly flammable world

Chipping the web: March 31st

March 31st, 2009 9:00:30 am pst by Sterling Camden

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Chipping the web: March 26th

March 26th, 2009 10:01:06 am pst by Sterling Camden

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I played the Clown

March 25th, 2009 12:17:31 pm pst by Sterling Camden

This morning I read the third Scene of Act IV of Shakespeare’s The Winter’s Tale.  Though this is my first time reading the entire play, I memorized this one scene more than thirty years ago when our Community Players Association performed it.  Reading it again after all these years brought back a flood of memories.

I played the Clown.  Unlike many clowns in Shakespeare, this one is completely clueless.  He gets fooled by the rogue Autolycus, who picks his pocket.

I don’t know why the Association chose this particular scene to perform, while leaving the rest of the play unexplored.  Autolycus was played by a member of the faculty of Chatham Hall, a private prep school for girls located in the same town as our theater.  So when this school hosted its Elizabethan Festival, my friend Autolycus booked our act as part of the festivities.

I had never visited Chatham Hall before.  I was eighteen years old, and not a bad looking guy – and the raging hormones of high school girls who had been kept from contact with all males except their professors certainly operated to better effect than beer goggles or other aphrodisiacs.  For the first time in my life, I understood how cheapening it feels to be the subject of wolf whistles and suggestive comments from the opposite sex.  Not that I complained.

After our scene was over, it didn’t take long to hook up with one of the spectators to create a little scene of our own.  I was still in costume (as the fool), and apparently still in character as well.  Her blue-green eyes held my attention much better than Autolycus’ act – while she stole my heart.

I had a car, and she got me to promise to give her a ride to her father’s house for the weekend.  He lived in a little chalet in the hills north of Charlottesville, a good two hour drive.  In consideration for my trouble, I was invited to stay the weekend — and to share her room.  I found this arrangement so agreeable that I gladly repeated it on three additional weekends.

Continuing my role as the fool, I proposed.  She accepted.  I was in heaven, for a while.

But we were very different people.  She wanted to pursue a career in the Foreign Service, make lot of money, and use sex to her advantage.  I was into drama, music, literature, and religion.  I was in my Bach phase, but she couldn’t get enough of the Commodores.  I wrote a couple of piano pieces for her, but she found them uninteresting.  She wanted me to go into engineering instead.  I often think how funny it is that years later I ended up in software development quite by accident.

She had the sense to break off our engagement.  I, like a fool, wanted to hang on.  But eventually I had to let go.  Going to college out of state helped.

Jog on, jog on, the foot-path way,
And merrily hent the stile-a:
A merry heart goes all the day,
Your sad tires in a mile-a.

My life: often ridiculous, never dull.

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Chipping the web: March 24th

March 24th, 2009 5:00:21 pm pst by Sterling Camden

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Chipping the web: March 24th

March 24th, 2009 11:00:17 am pst by Sterling Camden

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Chipping the web: March 21st

March 21st, 2009 4:02:36 pm pst by Sterling Camden

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No harm

March 19th, 2009 3:55:14 pm pst by Sterling Camden

While exiting the ferry this afternoon
I saw a woman walking swiftly towards the boat
Her face distorted with a sob suppressed
As if she had just said “this marriage is over”
That her needs aren’t being met
He’s too cold, can’t open up
And he lied.

Perhaps instead she’s going to visit her son
At the psychiatric ward of Children’s Hospital
“Should we medicate?” claws at her brain
“Will he ever be the same?”
A question better left unasked.

You must let the past be gone, dear lady.
Do for him now what you can.
Need a spoon full of sugar?
It’s just a little something to calm him down, after all
Not unlike my own self-medication with the wine
The cheap red wine they serve on the ferry for seven bucks a glass
A price I gladly paid to wash away the terror
Of the awful decision I just left unmade
At Children’s Hospital.

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Fictional truth

March 13th, 2009 11:33:58 am pst by Sterling Camden

About writing, Hemingway said, “Write the truest sentence that you know.”

But some of the most important skills of good writers match those of good liars.  The one essential component of good writing is the ability to clothe a truth in a hundred interesting little fictions without allowing the audience to distinguish between the disguise and the flesh beneath it.

That isn’t limited only to works that call themselves fiction.

In my story-telling, I’ve consciously tried to be as factual as possible.  My father notoriously exaggerated, perhaps under the influence of the tradition of American tall tales — but he also valued honesty, and would sometimes admit to his own exaggeration in retrospect.  As a child, I found this mutability of memories highly distressing.  I worked to develop a keen, objective recall.  When relating a story, I often consult my sensory memories of the event and try to paint what I experienced as faithfully as possible.

The first time I visited the UK, Gary Hart and I toured over 1500 miles of England, Wales, and Scotland.  I did about half of the driving, in a tiny Ford Escort with a manual transmission.  Sitting on the right, I kept slamming my hand against the door when reaching for the shifter.  My right-hand turns without regard for the lanes of traffic I was crossing (or failing to cross) would have frightened even a Parisian or Neapolitan.  I was so disoriented on the traffic circles that I even managed to elicit a few honks of the horn from British drivers (who usually only flash their headlights while cursing under their breath).

Yet, only a few months later I found that when remembering my driving experiences in the Old Blighty, the picture in my supposedly perfect visual memory had flipped around.  I was always seated on the left side, driving in the right lane!  Traffic circles were rerouted counter-clockwise, and impatient locals were passing me on the left.  My mind was so conditioned to the correctness of that orientation that it overrode and rewrote my memories of the events.  The only memory that was spared from editing was my right hand banging against the door as I reached for the gear shift — probably because it was so unusual.

Ever since then, I’ve known that I cannot trust my memory to retrieve facts with absolute accuracy — even the ones I think I remember perfectly.  “It’s as if I were still there” can merely be a highly convincing reconstruction.

The same goes for the significance of events, perhaps even more so.  When I reconstruct how I felt at the time and what I was thinking, how can I help but be influenced by everything I’ve thought and felt about that situation ever since?  I can only hope to communicate the significance that each event has for me now — perhaps with a vague reconstruction of how that significance has changed.

What bears the name of fiction, of course, doesn’t suffer from that same angst.  We know that the author is fabricating both the details and their significance.  Where these are borrowed from experience, it’s expected that they will be enhanced and refitted to the author’s purposes.  The only “truth” we allow is that the significance that the author has conjured from events that never happened may be applied by analogy to our own experiences.

In that respect, “fiction” may be the most honest form of human communication.

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Chipping the web: March 13th

March 13th, 2009 11:30:44 am pst by Sterling Camden

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Chipping the web: March 12th

March 12th, 2009 3:00:22 pm pst by Sterling Camden

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