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Chipping the web: November 17th

November 17th, 2008 1:03:07 pm pst by Sterling Camden

Chipping the web

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Chipping the web: November 16th

November 16th, 2008 2:01:04 pm pst by Sterling Camden

Chipping the web

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First perfect number meme

November 14th, 2008 6:29:02 pm pst by Sterling Camden

Stu has tagged me with a YARFAM (Yet Another Random Facts About Me) meme.  I responded to two of those last year, and two more the year before – but then, I am one of my favorite subjects, so I’ll give it another round.  This time, instead of 5 or 8 the magic number is 6.

First, the rules:

  • Link to the person who tagged you (done, above) 
  • Post the rules on your blog (in process)
  • Write six random things about yourself 
  • Tag six people at the end of the post
  • Let each person know they’ve been tagged
  • Let the tagger know when your entry is up
  • OK, on to step 3, trying to avoid everything I’ve said before:

    1. I love languages, both human-to-human and human-to-computer.  I’ve formally studied French, Hebrew, and Greek — and informally learned about a lot of others.  The evolution of language particularly fascinates me.  I taught myself every programming language I know, which comes to somewhere around 30 or 40 (depending on how you divide them up, and how you define the terms “know” and ”language”).
    2. A long walk does me good.  It clears my mind, and has been known to shake off a hangover, or even a cold.  My usual daily quota is 3.5 miles, but even after 9 or 10 miles, I feel invigorated rather than wearied.
    3. I like to have friends, but I like to keep them at arm’s length.  I don’t know why, but I can reveal more about myself on this blog than I can in person.  I sometimes think that if I met one of my blogfriends in meatspace I might be embarrassed, from having shared too much.
    4. I’m not a huge fan of Motown music (it’s OK), but the song I most identified with when I was young was “The Tears of a Clown” by Smokey Robinson.  Somewhere along the way, though, I learned to shake off self-pity and seize the day.
    5. I’ve been gainfully employed almost continuously since I took over a local paper route when I was 12.  I used to run the 4 miles on foot to deliver to 24 customers in rural Virginia.  I didn’t make much money, and what I did make went to support the family — but I became a pretty good long-distance runner as a result.  I’ve also worked in the tobacco fields, an auto parts store, a hardware store, clearing brush from under power lines with a bushaxe, insulating apartment buildings, short-order cook, computer operator, programmer, R&D analyst, manager, director, and finally consultant and blogger.
    6. Three things about which I have highly ambivalent feelings:  politics, medicine, and religion.  In each case, I can’t help but think that there’s something of value there — yet I’m highly skeptical of all the present day manifestations thereof.

    Step 4:  (Again, trying to avoid collisions) I’ll tag Joanna, John, Eastwood, Martin, Preston, and Rusty.

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    Me, scribble?

    November 14th, 2008 4:04:16 pm pst by Sterling Camden

    Teeni (she of the Vaguetarian Tea Room, frequent purveyor of humorous search terms, and all-around nice blogperson) has awarded me the Superior Scribbler Award – even though I compose my posts without so much as looking at a pen, pencil, or any other scribbling device.  Thanks, Teeni!

    Somehow, by the time the award got to Teeni, it had become separated from its motherpost and its rules.  The latter are as follows:

  • Each Superior Scribbler must in turn pass The Award on to 5 most-deserving Bloggy Friends.
  • Each Superior Scribbler must link to the author & the name of the blog from whom he/she has received The Award.
  • Each Superior Scribbler must display The Award on his/her blog, and link to This Post, which explains The Award.
  • Each Blogger who wins The Superior Scribbler Award must visit this post and add his/her name to the Mr. Linky List. That way, we’ll be able to keep up-to-date on everyone who receives This Prestigious Honor!
  • Each Superior Scribbler must post these rules on his/her blog.
  • That satisfies all but the first rule (Teeni, I think you still need to do the fourth one) — to nominate five more recipients:

    1. Cooper of Wonderland or Not
    2. Paul, of the Velcro City Tourist Board
    3. Preston L. Bannister
    4. Adam @ Dusk
    5. Stu, of Eunoia

    These five always have something interesting to say.  I naturally would have included Haizum, but she’s on extended blog sabbatical.  There are a lot of others I’d add, but I’ll follow the rule and limit myself to five.  So if you weren’t on this list, it isn’t because I don’t love your blog.  You know I do if you’re in my blogroll near the end of the right sidebar here.  And if you’re not, tell me why I should read your blog, and I’ll have a look.

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    Chipping the web: November 14th

    November 14th, 2008 12:01:26 pm pst by Sterling Camden

    Chipping the web

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    Chipping the web: November 12th

    November 13th, 2008 6:01:32 am pst by Sterling Camden

    Chipping the web

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    The worst and the best

    November 12th, 2008 2:21:27 pm pst by Sterling Camden

    The worst sound I ever heard in my life: “Mr. Camden, I think you’ll want to be with your son.”

    The nurse had found me in the waiting room with my daughter.  We had followed the ambulance to the clinic.

    As we ran down the hall to my son’s room, I heard another nurse say “We’ve got a code blue!”  We got there just as he was being revived.  My wife, who had ridden in the ambulance with him, shook her head as she stroked his hair.  He finally pulled out of it.

    The best sound that I ever heard in my life: a crying baby.  A tiny, four pound baby that wasn’t supposed to be able to breathe because she was born prematurely, but who was loudly protesting this sudden separation from the warm womb, and all the bright lights and noises of the delivery room.  They wrapped her in a blanket and handed her to me.  I looked into her eyes, which seemed to be the biggest part of her, and said something I’d said to her many times in utero, “Hang in there, little girl.”  She quieted immediately.

    The four best moments in my life were when each of my children was born, and the worst was when I thought I might lose one of them.

    I need to remember that.   The next time they whine about wanting an iPhone, or spill syrup on a dry-clean-only garment, or interrupt my work with something they want to show me — I need to remember that.

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    Chipping the web: November 11th

    November 12th, 2008 6:00:30 am pst by Sterling Camden

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    Veterans Day

    November 11th, 2008 4:16:22 pm pst by Sterling Camden

    No matter how ill-advised our country’s wars may have been, we shouldn’t fail to honor those who served in them.

    My father, who intercepted Russian communications for NSA during the Cold War.  He continued to occasionally dream in Russian until the end of his life, more than 30 years after he left the service.  The American Legion never allowed him to become a member, because they only accept “wartime veterans”, and the Cold War wasn’t considered a “real” war.  But the VFW, on the other hand, played taps at my Dad’s funeral and presented my mother with a flag.

    My father’s best friend, Wally, who served with him in NSA and later became a Lt. Colonel in the USAF before retiring.  He was the only person with my father when he died.

    My father’s other Air Force buddies, many of whom I have re-established contact with in recent years, thanks to the Internet.

    My uncle Rob, who was decorated for a reconnaissance mission in Viet Nam in which he disobeyed an order not to make a second pass over his target, which was in a river gorge.  He and his copilot thought they had seen something — but didn’t get a clear picture of it.  Enemy gunners were waiting for his F-4 Phantom II’s return, and he had no weapons of his own (only a camera).  But the enemy guns were mounted on the sides of the gorge and were unable to point level or downward, so he flew the Phantom through the gorge and under their line of fire.  The pictures they acquired on the second pass proved valuable.

    My mother’s cousin Jimmy, who was shot down over Viet Nam and became a POW at the Hanoi Hilton.  For years, the government wouldn’t say whether he had been killed or was a prisoner — and they suppressed all communication from a member of his squadron who insisted that he had seen Jimmy alive on the ground.  Once, my mother was certain she saw him on television hoeing a garden plot when news cameras were allowed into the prison.  Once all prisoners were released, we finally got the good news.  The POWs were flown to Clark Air Force base in the Philippines to be greeted by President Nixon, and they were instructed to deplane in order of seniority (how long they had been a prisoner), walk up to the President and salute him without showing any emotional expression.  We watched it live on TV.  Jimmy was the third one off the plane, having been a POW for more than seven years.  He walked up to Nixon, saluted, and broke into a huge grin.  The President grinned back. Later, Jimmy was interviewed on the Today Show by Barbara Walters.

    My uncle Bill, who served in the Army in Germany during the Viet Nam era.

    My wife’s uncle Rosario, who was a guard at an internment camp for Japanese Americans during World War II.  He told me that even at the time he thought it was a great injustice, because here he was an Italian American and the U.S. was at war with Italy, yet he was not considered a threat — while innocent U.S. citizens of Japanese descent were placed in prison under his supervision.

    My wife’s father, who served in the Air Force during World War II.

    A friend of our family, Raymond.  Mild mannered and always smiling, I knew him as an insurance salesman and a member of our church.  He was the third man to cross over the Rhine in Patton’s army.

    One of my auto parts customers, Pete.  He landed with the 101st Airborne Division at Normandy, saw action in the Battle of the Bulge, and ended up somewhere in what is now the Czech Republic by the end of the war.  He was never prouder than when his son also joined the 101st, and he was permanently crushed when that son died in Viet Nam.

    Most every man in my hometown who was 35-50 years older than I served in World War II.  We didn’t have any factories in our area, so we didn’t have any Rosies that I know of – but the women kept everything else running, mostly the farms.

    My mother’s cousin Witcher, who died in a freak airplane accident during the invasion on D-Day, at the age of 18.

    My mother’s father, who served in the Army during World War I.

    My great grandfather Floyd (on my mother’s side), who served in the Spanish-American War.

    My great grandfather “Pomp” (on my mother’s side), who served for the Confederacy.  He went missing after a battle and was presumed dead — but he found his way back home and hailed the ferry across the Staunton River from the other side.  The slaves who piloted the ferry thought it was his ghost, and wouldn’t cross the river to get him without some persuasion.

    My great great grandfather Voltaire (on my father’s side), who served for the Confederacy and was nearly hit by a cannonball out of nowhere while he was eating his lunch by a fencepost.   If either Voltaire or Pomp hadn’t escaped death in those instances, I wouldn’t be here today — both were young men at the time, and fathered my next ancestors much later.

    My great great great great grandfather (on my mother’s side), who was Chief Wagonmaster for General George Washington during the Revolution.

    I have not always been proud of our country’s conduct in the world — or within itself, in the case of the War Between the States.  But I am thankful to those who risked, and sometimes lost, their lives in the service of their country. We should give the help they need to those who return.

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    Chipping the web: November 11th

    November 11th, 2008 11:00:24 am pst by Sterling Camden

    Chipping the web

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