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July 31st, 2007 12:54:53 pm pst by Sterling Camden

Some quotations from Euripides that still apply today:

Mindless, all of you, who in the strength of spears
and the tearing edge win your valors
by war, thus stupidly trying
to halt the grief of the world.
For if bloody debate shall settle
the issue, never again
shall hate be gone out of the cities of men.

Helen, 1151-1157, Richmond Lattimore translation

               O gods, spare me the sight
of this thankless breed, these politicians
who cringe for favors from a screaming mob
and do not care what harm they do their friends,
providing they can please a crowd!

Hecuba, 255-259, William Arrowsmith translation

O Zeus, what can I say?  That you look on man
and care?  Or do we, holding that the gods exist,
deceive ourselves with unsubstantial dreams
and lies, while random careless chance and change
alone control the world?

Hecuba, 488-492, William Arrowsmith translation

Euripides has quickly become my favorite of the great Greek tragedians.  I didn’t think he would be – at first he seemed to me like the Ovid to Sophocles’ Virgil.  But Euripides has an almost modern sensibility.  Unlike Aeschylus and Sophocles, his tragedy does not center around divine justice or even the overpowering action of the gods, but is more like “shit happens… and then people step in it.”

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Apple after-effects

July 30th, 2007 12:14:58 pm pst by Sterling Camden

To those who support young-Earth creationism by pointing to early scientists like Newton who held that belief, Phil Plaitt offers an excellent rebuttal.  To summarize, Newton believed in a young earth not because he found scientific support for that view, but rather because at the time in which he lived nobody had yet observed enough data to develop a better theory of Earth’s origins.  Had he lived today, he would have embraced the knowledge that others have accumulated since the early eighteenth century.  I’m betting he wouldn’t wear his hair like that, either — not even especially not for a photo portrait.  But the question is pointless — were Newton born today, he would not be Newton in so many ways.  We are all products of our own time, and tremendously influenced by the general world-view that is presumed as axiomatic by our temporal peers.

If Ptolemy lived today, would he believe that the Earth is at the center of the cosmos?  Of course not.  He would have been taught otherwise before he learned how to do long division (which must have been bothersome using a quasi-positional sexagesimal numbering system).  Now that we’ve observed so much more outside our solar system and it appears that the universe has no known center, I suppose you could pick any arbitrary point and say “this is it!” — so you could choose the center of the Earth for that point.  But that would be pointless (har), because it wouldn’t help you to explain anything — in fact it would just get in the way.

If Columbus had lived only a couple of decades longer, would he have persisted in his belief that America was India?  Well, nowadays India is becoming America – so maybe Chris was right:  he discovered the future of India.  But seriously, this would be a whole lot harder of an idea to hold onto today.  You’d have to believe that much of what is taught about geography, along with the travel experiences related by others, is either the result of an illusion or a deliberate misinformation conspiracy.  If you traveled from one place to the other yourself, you’d have to think that much of your own experience was manufactured specifically to deceive you.  Or at the very least that the unreliability of your senses created a massively complete and consistent illusion — which would be indistinguishable from reality.

It’s possible to believe anything, provided you give up enough belief in certain other things.

But I do admire the intellectual humility and, pardon the term, agnosticism of religious people who believe that all human explanations are flawed.  They trust in God, and see Him/Her/It in every facet of their experience.  They stand in wonder and in awe of (for lack of a better word) creation.  So far, so good — until they open their mouth to talk about it.  By putting their theology and cosmology into human terms, they can no longer escape the human framework of cause-effect relationships.  As soon as they begin to embrace a causal explanation of things, they descend from the mountain of faith into the thorny vale of experience.  “This, therefore that” soon leads to conflicts between what is observable and what is believed.  Only the obstinate refuse to see those conflicts and continue to insist on the explanations they have been given.

Thus, in my opinion the greatest threat to faith, at least in the highly Christian part of the world, is the Bible.  From the very first sentence, it offers a causal explanation: “In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.”  The Hebrew word translated as “created” is bara’, which is the same word used for building a house or some other structure.  Perhaps “constructed” would be a better translation, though not as poetic.  But either way, “God created” = cause, “the heavens and the earth” = effect.  It all goes downhill from there.

In the process of explaining things, the Bible brings in all sorts of contemporary human misconceptions about the universe, and where it touches on history it often confuses the facts.  Most of those errors are not germane to its messages.   But the Bible also documents the evolution of religious ideas over more than a thousand year period — sometimes deliberately pointing out evolutionary milestones.  For instance, God tells Moses in Exodus 6:3, “and I appeared to Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob as El Shaddai, but by my name Yahweh I did not make myself known to them” — a clear affirmation of the merging of two distinct religions.  An even more proudly preserved case can be found in Jesus’ Sermon on the Mount, where he takes several commandments from the Torah (concerning murder, adultery, divorce, oaths, retribution, and neighborly love) and says, in effect, that they don’t go far enough.  The God of the Pentateuch is at first a tribal, then a national deity.  By the latter part of the Old Testament we are getting hints that He may be a universal god, but that isn’t fully realized until Saint Paul.  Regardless of whether or not you believe in an eternal, unchanging God – the human perceptions about Him (sic) that are recorded in the Bible certainly did change, dramatically.

Thus, the Bible is a human document — or rather, a collection of human documents.  They may be “inspired”, but they are not flawless.  The decision to take them as inerrent and “believe” in them with a slavish literalism is just as much a denial of faith in an inscrutable God as is the decision to become an atheist.

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Chipping the web – Pentelicon

July 27th, 2007 4:07:08 pm pst by Sterling Camden

Chipping the webThe aircraft flying Pan Am 103 was named Clipper Maid of the Seas.  Unfortunately, she made land rather abruptly near Lockerbie, Scotland.

Paul answered my Blogging Tips meme-tag with a veripun: “Persistence is fertile.”

veripun, n., a truth embodied in a pun.  From L. verus, “true” + “pun”.  I just made that up.

Lots of people have carried this meme forward, but not G.B.H. Hornswoggler, Gent.

Insulting consulting with intractable contracting.

If bugs were people, you’d be ChinaMore.

Reg on the validity of conclusions drawn from statistics, and the problem of sample bias.  And Phil provides a great example!

When operator overloading gets way too cute for its own good.

Help Shelley generate ideas for her new book on web graphics.

Shelley has figured out why the GOP is being shy about their upcoming YouTube debate — they think it might shine the light where it usually don’t.

How to write a resignation letter (if you’re a sysadmin).

TDavid hit the 10,000 comment mark on Makeyougohmm.com, and he has some well-placed thrusts for those who disallow comments on their blogs.

Thanks for the link-love, Reg, Martin and FiatDev!

Widget watchShack Dougall uses the OPML Browser widget for WordPress, and even gave me a good suggestion for it.

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Dueling monitors

July 27th, 2007 10:08:00 am pst by Sterling Camden

Last month, I hinted about replacing my second monitor (a Sony Trinitron CRT) with a new LCD monitor.  Yesterday, it arrived.  Now my main development system looks like this:

I made the new monitor (an HP LP2465 24″ LCD) primary.  I had to turn the brightness on it down to 18 (from 50) to match the brightness of the laptop screen so I could easily glance back and forth.  Vista didn’t identify the device (“Generic PnP monitor”).  I always hold my breath when installing drivers on Vista, but the HP-suppled driver that came with the monitor went in without a hitch.  Resolution is 1900 x 1200.  With another 1440 x 900 on the laptop, that gives me a grand total of 3,306,000 pixels for my desktop.  That’s more than 4 times the screen real estate available on 1024 x 768, and more than 10 times that provided by 640 x 480.

Then, as if on cue, I got an emergency call from a client.  They needed me to analyze and correct some DLL calls in their code, because they had no idea where to look for the specifics.  It was great, with the folder of files on the right monitor, launching the text editor on the left monitor, and performing research with either the C source code  for the DLL (in Visual Studio) or MSDN Library back on the right monitor.  Three monitors would have been perfect, but the laptop only has one external port.

When I travel, the laptop gracefully degrades to using the one screen, and I usually leave my wireless keyboard at home.  But it’s still the same system, with all the same stuff loaded on it.

When she saw the new monitor, my wife asked me, “Did you really need that?”

I replied, “It will save on energy, produce less heat, spare my eyes, improve my productivity, and save money in the long run.”

“But did you need it?”

“Um, no.”

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Holed up

July 26th, 2007 3:47:52 pm pst by Sterling Camden

Wow, I haven’t posted for days.  But then, I’ve been somewhat “indisposed”.

Yesterday, I had to go in for a “procedure”.  Anywhere but in a hospital, they would call it “sexual abuse” instead.  BUT (hahahaha), because I have a younger sibling who fought off cancer in that, um, region, I needed to subject myself to the precautionary shining of the light where it normally don’t.

The preparation for penetration was worse than the event itself.  All the day before I was allowed only clear liquids, and nothing at all (not even water) on the day of.  That wouldn’t have been so bad if I had been in the hospital.  But I had to control my appetite at home while watching my children eat waffles, sandwiches, and pizza.  At night I dreamt that I was talking, and my words changed into pieces of buttered toast in the air.

Also on the day before, I had to take medications to, um, clear the path for the imminent inspection.  First, pills that gave me bad cramps (I know, I should try being a woman — no thanks).  Then the liquid refreshment, which came with all sorts of warnings about its evil taste, vomiting, and other possible side-effects.  But after having nothing to eat all day it tasted rather good, I thought.  I selected the lemon-lime flavoring.  It went down easily – and continued out, well, exuberantly.

The thing that bothered me most was the idea that they planned to erase my memory of the procedure with Versed, which affects short-term memory.  I know that the recollection of that event might be traumatic, but just erasing it seems downright Orwellian to me.  Give me my pain and my shame, but don’t take over my mind!

So, after I was dressed for the occasion (or rather, undressed) I noted the names of the attending nurses.  I’m sure that I fell asleep during the procedure, but afterwards I could still remember that their names were Molly and Lea.  So there, Versed.  I haven’t forgotten a thing — at least, not that I can recall.

By the way, the doctor told me that everything looked fine in there.  At least, as fine as it can look.

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Chipping the web – Maid of the Seas

July 23rd, 2007 3:00:55 pm pst by Sterling Camden

Chipping the webLeast three unique:  the smallest positive integer containing three unique digits (in base-10) is 102.

Don’t try this at home.  WD-40 has tons of uses — one I hadn’t known about is self-immolation.

This should really help to convince the Iraqis that we’re there for their own good.  Maybe we could use vaccines instead of bullets.

Iron Ruby hits the streetsSort of (thanks, apotheon).

Thanks for the link-love, Assaf!  And believe it or not, Assaf, you were the first to lead me to this excellent post by Bill de hÓra on frameworks that are truly designed for the web.

It’s the semantics, stupid!  Via Reg, who also led me to this:

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Tip (of the iceberg?) meme

July 23rd, 2007 2:17:11 pm pst by Sterling Camden

Tish tagged me on the Blogging Tips meme, which has got to be the easiest meme to send along that I’ve ever broken a bottle of champagne against.  It must be unsinkable!

-Start Copy-
It’s very simple. When this is passed on to you, copy the whole thing, skim the list and put a * star beside those that you like. (Check out especially the * starred ones.)

Add the next number (1. 2. 3. 4. 5., etc.) and write your own blogging tip for other bloggers. Try to make your tip general.

After that, tag 10 other people. Link love some friends!

Just think– if 10 people start this, the 10 people pass it onto another 10 people, you have 100 links already!

1. Look, read, and learn. **
-http://www.neonscent.com

2. Be, EXCELLENT to each other. **
-http://www.bushmackel.com

3. Don’t let money change ya! ***
-http://www.therandomforest.info

4. Always reply to your comments. *
-http://chattiekat.com

5. Link liberally — it keeps you and your friends afloat in the Sea of Technorati.
-http://chipsquips.com

-End Copy-

Now for the tags, I’ll pick on Randy, Doug, Kent, Cooper, Paul, Jenn, Alyx, Robert, Danielle, and Rusty.  Even if I didn’t tag you, feel free to participate and spread those Google-preservers around! 

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Get me off this crazy thing!

July 21st, 2007 11:50:36 am pst by Sterling Camden

Kent Newsome knows how to craft a metaphor, as “Technorati’s George Jetson on the link treadmill approach” (to measuring authority) demonstrates.

Kent was responding to Edelman’s new Social Media index, which seeks to rank authority by factoring in the use of non-blog social media in addition to the traditional monitoring of blog linkage.  Kent points out that this new score is still more a measure of popularity than of authority, and seems to say that Technorati does a good enough job at that already.

Supposing you could come up with an accurate measure of authority, would that really be useful?  I have to ask, “authority on what?”  Does it really matter how your overall authority stacks up against Engadget (30,053), unless you’re Gizmodo (23,072)?  If I want to learn about Ruby, I’d get a lot more out of reading Reg (301) or Assaf (168) than by searching on TechCrunch (21,636) or Boing Boing (25,574).  And people looking for help with Synergy/DE had better come to little ol’ me (55).

No site can cover everything with authority.  Nobody is omniscient.  To become an expert in one area, you must ignore other areas to some degree.  Authority on a given topic rests with those who concentrate on it.  Any measure of “general authority” is therefore flawed.

What you’d really like to know is whether or not you are reaching your target audience(s).  The best measures that I have seen for that aren’t simple scores.  They involve analyzing your referrer links and comment activity.  Not how many links so much as where they are coming from.  Are other sites linking to yours on topic, or are they pointing out your overuse of jargon?  Are search engine referrals finding you on keywords that your content really addresses, or did an unfortunate confluence of terms bring you would-be meth makers and porn perusers?  Most importantly, do comments and links form a meaningful discussion of your subject matter?

Yes, it is possible to assess authority, within specific domains.  But it isn’t as simple as visiting Technorati, and I doubt it can ever be accurately distilled into a number.

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But no worms, thanks

July 20th, 2007 10:27:26 am pst by Sterling Camden

At our house, when we’re out of bread, yogurt, or waffles, we’re in serious danger of a kindercoup.  This morning I opened the fridge and found none of the above.  I had to make an emergency run to the grocery store before the kids demanded breakfast.  “Let them eat cake” has already been tried, with disastrous results, as I recall.

Traffic was remarkably light at 6:30 AM on the highway — I had expected to run into more commuters.  The parking lot at the market was nearly empty.  Inside, I only met with two other shoppers.  Lots of greetings from grocery workers stocking the shelves, though.  Usually you have a hard time finding them anywhere, and when you finally spot someone in a green shirt you have to run them down, pounce on them, and pour your question quickly into their ear before you realize that they aren’t really an employee — just someone who forgot and wore a green shirt to the grocery store (hey, I’ve made that mistake myself upon occasion, and I have the scars to prove it).

All the stock was fresh, and there was plenty of everything.  Shelves full and aisles empty, I’m zipping along behind my cart, whistling to the ambient music — not muzak, the original recordings.  Elton John in Someone Saved My Life Tonight (I had to wail out a couple of times on that one – drew some curious looks from the wine lady).  You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feeling by the Righteous Brothers (more quietly — remembering an embarassing, alcohol-inspired Karaoke rendition several years ago at a company party).  Nice station, methinks (showing my age).

Only one checkout lane open, but no line!  I was outta there and on my way home in thirty minutes.  Hey, I should always shop early-bird on a weekday, instead of bumping and grinding with everyone else over the organic eggs in the evenings.

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Chipping the web – least three unique

July 19th, 2007 4:45:16 pm pst by Sterling Camden

Chipping the webIn George Orwell’s 1984, Winston Smith finally succumbs to the state’s therapy in Room 101, where he is threatened with his worst nightmare: having his face eaten by rats.  1984 is one of the great books of the 20th century.  I read it cover to cover on December 31, 1983.

Chad Perrin has also been assimilated into the collective joined the ranks of TechRepublic bloggers, and here’s his first post.  Congratulations, apotheon!

Check out a new blog by my oldest son, Rusty.  Who knows?

Anatomy of a meme.  Thanks to Doug for leading me to Colleen Wainwright.  Subscribed.

Also newly subscribed to Strange and Cool.

Dan Olmsted’s final installment in the series The Age of Autism.  A must read summary of the entire series.

How much money would it take to make you drink it?

Cut the bull!

Thanks for the link-love, Doug and engtech!

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