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July 31st, 2006 2:44:45 pm pst by Sterling Camden

After completing this post I was stuck trying to think of a title for it. Then it occurred to me –”That’s it!”

The Armchair Anarchist posted yesterday on a book meme, and since we’ve been having a round of literary liberality lately among my circle of bloggers, I thought this would be timely to pass along. (Disclaimer: I am an Amazon associate, and links to books below employ my ID.)

Ten questions for you, along with my answers:

1. One book that changed your life?

Finite and Infinite Games, by James P. Carse. It’s not the most profound thing I’ve ever read, but at the time I read it (twice) it presented such a shift in thinking about life and relationships that I’d have to give this little book the GPI (Greatest Personal Impact) blue ribbon. Runners-up include Tao Te Ching and Nietzsche’s Beyond Good and Evil.

2. One book you have read more than once?

I rarely re-read books, but I have read the Tao Te Ching (D.C. Lau translation) eight times at different stages in my life. Each reading yields new insights that usually challenge my current model of the world in some way. For such a short work, it seems impossible that I could have missed these points on prior readings, but it happens. This book and a few others tempt me into formulating a theory I’ll call the Camden Concision Coefficient: for any philosophical work, the number of words it contains is inversely proportional to the number of readings required in order to obtain a certain level of appropriation. In less mathematical terms: shorter takes longer.

I’m anxiously awaiting apotheon’s promised translation of Tao Te Ching for comparison. I haven’t learned enough Chinese to make a stab at it myself. OK, really…almost none.

3. One book you would want on a desert island?

Difficult question, that. It would certainly have to be a book to which I could often return, so the Tao Te Ching would obviously qualify on that score. However, since that volume can be read at a leisurely pace in about an afternoon, I think even the Tao could become wearisome after several hundred readings. I would need instead a tome that could occupy me for several months to a year at each reading, yet provide enough new insights or entertainment each time to be interesting. I can’t really decide, but some possibilities include the collected works of William Shakespeare, or those of Friedrich Nietzsche, or Gibbon’s The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, or The Thousand Nights and One Night, or even a decent translation of the Bible (my Hebrew and Greek aren’t good enough to go with the original sans lexicon).

4. One book that made you laugh?

Lots of books make me chuckle, but I found myself laughing out loud every day when reading The Complete Short Stories of Mark Twain. Douglas Adams’ Hitchhiker series ranks a close second. Both writers often employ the device of withholding important details from the reader until late in the description, then nonchalantly letting them out, to humorous effect. Twain also reverses the roles, telling a story from the viewpoint of someone who lacks knowledge of an obvious and important detail. He even likes to play jokes on the reader.

5. One book that made you cry?

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time, by Mark Haddon. This book let me see through the eyes of someone dear to me, and gave them a voice for what they could not speak.

6. One book you wish had been written?

To me this is the most difficult question of all. If I could answer it, then I would immediately drop everything and write that book. Perhaps I presume too much on my abilities, but I think that if I could see such a vision, I could project it onto (virtual) paper.

But lacking a fully developed theme, what would be some of this book’s characteristics? First, it would open you, the reader, to self-understanding, and to understanding others. That doesn’t mean that it would necessarily be a non-fiction work. Perhaps fiction would work even better. Through the adventures of the characters, you would become aware of all that ties us together. Perhaps more importantly, you would also come to fully recognize your own uniqueness: the beautiful and the ugly, the petty and the honorable, the smart and the stupid, the evil and the good, the healthy and the sick, and the just plain different — and embrace it as your self. The book should transcend mere human values and experience (to the degree that is possible) to envision commonality and contrast with the rest of the world. That’s not to say that it should be a science fiction work, either — merely that it should provide some external viewpoint on human nature to complement an intensely internal one. When you finish the book, you should think “now I know what it means to be human.” No — “now I have begun to find out what it means to be human.”

7. One book you wish had never been written?

I am such a lover of literature that the question itself seems blasphemous. But of all the books in the world, the one that I think has done the most damage is The Revelation of St. John the Divine, aka the Book of Revelation in the Bible. Even though other apocalyptic sections in the Bible, the Apocrypha, and external literature can be just as fantastic and susceptible to multiple interpretations, none of them has contributed more to the teleological preoccupation of Christian theology, and the corresponding proliferation of bizarre theories to explain events in terms of “the end times”. Luther at least showed some sense in his opinion of the work.

One of my favorite passages from Nietzsche’s Beyond Good and Evil (52):

In the Jewish “Old Testament,” the book of divine justice, there are men, things, and speeches of such impressive style that the world of Greek and Indian literature has nothing to place beside them. If we stand with fear and reverence before these tremendous remnants of what human beings once were, we will in the process suffer melancholy thoughts about old Asia and its protruding peninsula of Europe, which, in contrast to Asia, wants to represent the “progress of man.”

To have glued together this New Testament, a sort of rococo of taste in all respects, with the Old Testament into a single book, as the “Bible,” and “the essential book,” that is perhaps the greatest act of daring and “sin against the spirit” which literary Europe has on its conscience.

IMHO the Book of Revelation carries this weakening trend to its farthest extreme, masked in a poor imitation of the grand style of the Old Testament.

8. One book you are currently reading?

Metamagical Themas, by Douglas Hofstadter. I’m only re-reading the chapters on Lisp, but I can recommend the entire collection of essays. More than twenty years after publication, Hofstadter’s still a geek on steroids. Superfood for thought.

9. One book you have been meaning to read?

About a hundred books on my shelf have been patiently waiting in the queue labeled “have been meaning to read”. However, next on my list is The Long Tail, by Chris Anderson, which rudely cut in ahead of the others.

10. Now tag five people.

In alphabetical order:

  1. apotheon
  2. Kathy Sierra
  3. Kiltak [Geeks Are Sexy]
  4. TDavid
  5. Tracy

Plus anyone else who would like to comment or trackback. I would have tagged you too, Randy, but you’ve told me more than once that you don’t read books.

I’m looking forward to all of your responses, especially for numbers 6 and 7 — which I found the hardest to answer.

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July 29th, 2006 7:18:28 pm pst by Sterling Camden
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July 28th, 2006 7:19:27 pm pst by Sterling Camden
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Underground, as in dead and buried

July 28th, 2006 1:39:31 pm pst by Sterling Camden

I don’t understand why anyone inhabits the Underground Blogosphere. If you want to get someone’s attention, just say their name and link to them. It’s like conjuring a spirit. Any blogger worth their salt does regular blog searches for their name or domain. Just make sure you ping all of the search engines after you post. A decent blogging platform like WordPress will even do that for you.

If that still fails to get you noticed, then use the del.icio.us “for” tag as Rubel says he prefers. Of course, you must first know the del.icio.us login name of the person you want to reach. But once you have that, just tag the page “for:loginname” in del.icio.us, and the link will arrive in the recipient’s del.icio.us/for folder. You can even subscribe to a feed of your del.icio.us/for folder contents. Just visit the del.icio.us/for page and click on the orange button (either one, if you’re using Firefox). Then you’ll get notified via the feed whenever someone tags something for you.

Who reads unsolicited e-mail nowadays anyway?

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My Naked Tail is Lisping through the gap

July 28th, 2006 10:17:02 am pst by Sterling Camden

Yesterday I finished reading Naked Conversations (disclaimer: Amazon associate). Thanks again to Randy Charles Morin for sending me this book. It filled in a lot of gaps for me. Even though Robert and Shel may not have covered all sides of the story with equal sympathy, I think their main point is indisputable: blogging and related technologies are changing communications radically, by making them two-way and almost immediate. This has and will impact corporate and social cultures in unexpected and potentially revolutionary ways. For one thing, companies will be expected to listen to their users and respond quickly and frankly. Too bad not everyone sees that yet.

When I started this blog in January, I stated that I wanted to “gain some insights into how blogging reflects and impacts the rest of life.” The only comments I ever received on that post were tons and tons of spam. Nevertheless, I caught the blogging bug. The act of pouring your honest thoughts into an RSS feed for the world to see has a liberating and invigorating effect — especially when you find that someone actually enjoys reading them! Conversations with commenters and fellow bloggers open my eyes to so much more information and different viewpoints than I could have ever found out about in books, magazines, newspapers, or even search engines. Naked Conversations helps to explain how all that works.

While I await the arrival of The Long Tail (thanks again, Randy!), I’ve decided to re-read the essays on Lisp from Metamagical Themas, by Douglas Hofstadter. I first read this book back in 1989, and although the entire collection fascinated me, I remember being especially charmed by the Lisp chapters. With the recently accelerated adoption of languages that owe homage to Lisp (especially Ruby), I’m hoping this text will prove enlightening once more. I’ve downloaded Ufasoft Common Lisp so I can sing along with the examples.

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links for 2006-07-28

July 27th, 2006 7:18:18 pm pst by Sterling Camden

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July 26th, 2006 7:19:28 pm pst by Sterling Camden

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Content in the clouds

July 26th, 2006 5:28:17 pm pst by Sterling Camden

Here’s an innovative use of my tag cloud widget for WordPress. Cale’s front page places the sidebar across the page, containing only the tag cloud. The tags thus become the primary content for the page. Clicking on the links, though, reveals that he’s apparently still constructing the rest of the site.

Cale has so few tags, he probably doesn’t even need the correction for Jerome’s Keywords. Yet.

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Count on TD for a useful WordPress plugin

July 26th, 2006 4:45:23 pm pst by Sterling Camden

Out on her first date, and the girl can dance. I’m cutting the rug with TDavid’s new WordPress plugin, TD Word Count, version 0.3. This plugin is similar to one I was already using, Word Stats, but different.

As you would expect, the installation for TD is easy. Just upload the tdwordcount.php file into the wp-content/plugins directory, then go into Dashboard/Plugins and activate it. Modify or add a post to generate/update the numbers, and you’re good to go.

I was a little bit surprised to find that this plugin adds its admin menu under “Dashboard”, but it makes sense, since the page so accessed doesn’t offer you any “Options” other than how to view the stats. The WordPress Codex provides some pretty clear guidelines on where administration menus should go, but a lot of plugin authors ignore these guidelines, or their pages don’t fit neatly into one of these categories, which results in having plugin pages littered about the interface. TDavid confused me by doing what he was supposed to. But here’s what the page looks like, freshly ripped from the screen:

tdwordcount

wordstatsA quick comparison with the output from the Word Stats plugin (neatly snipped from my sidebar on the right): WS came up with the same word count as the “published” count from TD, but included the “unpublished” posts in the total number of posts. Both plugins compute the average words per post using the aggregate of published and unpublished words and posts, but even so they’re off by one. That’s because the computed value is 213.899, which TD does not round up to 214.

WS provides interesting information about the number of days that have elapsed from first post and last post. It also offers some other stats I haven’t included in my sidebar widget. But it doesn’t give you some of the information that TD does: number of posts over 300 words, maximum word count for any one post, and a detailed list of the posts, sorted by word count, title, or post ID (which orders by the date you first created a post).

I was curious to find out why I had 5 “unpublished” posts according to TD, when I know that right now I have nothing that’s not available publicly. It turns out that TD counts static pages, like my About page, as unpublished. It also found one attachment page I didn’t know I had. Overall, I think TD provides better, more detailed information than WS.

TD does not, however, provide any way (that I could find) to publish this information on your blog. I’d like to see some of the same options that Word Stats provides here. WS has special tags you can insert in a post or page to output stats, and it also provides a built-in sidebar widget. Maybe that’s coming from TD in version 0.4, eh? The widget API is pretty easy compared to the manifold actions and hooks of the full plugin API, but if TDavid would like any help with creating a widget, he knows where to find me.

TD Word Count does not require much documentation, but TDavid has provided both a brief readme.txt file and a detailed screencast in which he reviews the operation of the plugin. If you can’t operate it with that kind of visual and verbal support, someone needs to take away your keyboard. Should TD add options for publishing the data in a future revision, I would like to see that information included in the readme.txt file for easy reference.

A quick scan of the source shows the code to be pretty readable and organized. You’d expect that from someone who’s been coding PHP for as long as TDavid apparently has. 1999? I hadn’t even heard of PHP back then.

OK, TDavid, I’ve brought her back home — maybe a little less innocent than before, but we had a good time. I’ll dance with this one again.

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Did it just get better or worse?

July 26th, 2006 1:13:19 pm pst by Sterling Camden

My long lost cousin turned me on to MyHeritage Face Recognition (beta, demo, “don’t sue us if it burns your face off”, etc.), which matches your face against their database of famous people to see whom you most closely resemble. Since Raymond is a dead ringer for Sarah Michelle Gellar, and I’m so much prettier than Raymond, I had to give this thing a try to see if I could pass for, oh maybe…Elle MacPherson?

That’s the story of my life.

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